Too Old to Pretend T‑Shirt — Vintage Retro Graphic Tee ("Too Old to Pretend I'm Normal")
White / S
£34.87
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£34.87
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A soft, lived-in tee that says what you already know: life’s too short for pretending. The vintage badge-style print reads “Too Old to Pretend I’m Normal,” giving the shirt a warm, slightly weathered look that feels nostalgic and honest. Lightweight ring-spun cotton drapes easily—great for layering under a worn jacket or lounging with jeans. The collar and shoulder details keep the fit tidy after repeated wear. Wear it to backyard hangouts, lazy weekends, or whenever you want a quiet, witty statement that fits into everyday life.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, soft hand (heathers/blends vary)
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed elastic collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- Printed with DTF/DTG methods; OEKO-TEX® certified for safety and quality
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Too Old to Pretend T‑Shirt — Vintage Retro Graphic Tee ("Too Old to Pretend I'm Normal")
£34.87
Sale price
£34.87
Regular price
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, soft hand (heathers/blends vary)
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed elastic collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- Printed with DTF/DTG methods; OEKO-TEX® certified for safety and quality
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors